Allow me to reminisce about the most exciting event of my life. Now, I guess women love talking about childbirth. Not that I enjoyed the whole experience...
I always imagined childbirth like the scenes from the movies. Scream..screamm..curse husband..curse nurse..turn to doctor..curse like your last name is Osbourne. Then I would recall my Home Economics teacher describing the whole experience like sitting on lava.
Inside the LR I was lying beside a 20-somthing girl moaning like she was ravaged by a pack of wolves. I was cool like Fonze. After 10 hours I was trying to calculate the pain as cramps x 1000.. Yes there was a good looking guy & I just had to flirt bigtime while on labor... But then I still ended up in the OR. Yes Houston, there's a problem. My little boy is pushing to get out but the door won't open. He's stuck..he can't get out and he can't go back either. He was stressed out and they had to get him out....in 10 minutes..
So there I was in the OR. Staff running, trays dropping..it was the set of ER without Noah & George.. then I was in dreamland.. I heard a cry... it was the most beautiful sound really. But the smell..I woke up & I had puke allover.. But again..I was Fonze.
2 comments:
hi luciang! hahahaha. bono, this is hilarious! can i post my pangako sa you tearjerker or the serendipity piece or the sober again thingie or do i have a better life drama too?? don't you dare stop doing this coz ill be checking this out all the time. keep writing. ilabas mo lagi ang singaw mo para di ka maloka. loveyou...of course, this is not the rebel song, this is the rebel yell (na hanggang ngayon hindi alam ng mundo kung ano ang meaning sa ten non) !!!!!!!!!!! regards to papa marc and kisses to ethan.--- dumay
dumay! post-post-post as much as u want.. lam mo naman...others probably wont understand..pero ikaw..naku we r birds of the same feather
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