Etc...

Store signs:

SCREW IT: The Bolts & Nuts store (along P.Tuazon Cubao)
GULONG NG BUHAY Vulcanizing - Molave Road, Marikina
ANG MANOK NI SAN PEDRO INIHAW (Barangka Marikina)
TALK DIRTY TO ME - Cleaning Services (Grove Los Banos)
OFIS NI KWAN - office supplies (Makati Cinema Square)
CRUSTY CLOUDS Internet Cafe - ???? konek!!
TONIO LABANDERO - Laundry services Marikina (kaw na maglaba honey ako magluluto)

SI KWAN???

Ofis ni Kwan Collection Rep at the reception area...
Collector: Maam collection po.
Me: Collection from?
Collector: Ofis ni Kwan po
Me: Office ni?
Collector: Ofis ni Kwan po
Me: Office nino nga??!! (taray)
Collector: Ofis ni Kwan
Me: Kwan?
Collector: Ofis ni Kwan po..
Me: Ahh!!! Ofis ni Kwan yung name..hehe
Collector: (pinapawisan)

MUNTING BUHANGIN BROCHURE:
Honeymoon Suite - Good for 5 -15 persons (wow! the more the merrier!!!)

EXCERPT:

"Thanks to Wireless Technology, I can hate my job anywhere"
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The Tree

Can't forget the story of Mang Tom from Calatagan about the Tree Poem
set up line by line along the main road from Nasugbu-Calatagan Batangas
back to Manila.

The young driver of a brand new Honda..reading the poem aloud to his girlfriend
as they pass by the signs...

"I think I shall never see...
A poem as lovely as a tree...
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest...
Against the earth's loving breast...

kablag!! car smashes to the next tree...
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Open manhole sign along Kalayaan Makati - "Deep Shit"